Simply The Jest

129 Episodes

1. "All the water on the slide had given me a complimentary enema"

   Published: 29/08/2021
2. "The crocodile lunged and landed in the middle of the tent"

   Published: 22/08/2021
3. "I looked down and there was a dart hanging out of my butt!"

   Published: 15/08/2021
4. "My $50,000 inheritance got drunk at a house party!"

   Published: 8/08/2021
5. "I cut the top of my thumb off with a samurai sword!"

   Published: 1/08/2021
6. "My Nonna stole a penguin from Phillip Island!"

   Published: 25/07/2021
7. "They took my jumper off and a bone was sticking out!"

   Published: 18/07/2021
8. "We feed them once a year because they need human blood!"

   Published: 11/07/2021
9. "I didn't realise it was their pee bucket!"

   Published: 4/07/2021
10. "My entire career is based on a lie!"

    Published: 27/06/2021
11. "Six people with machine guns seems like an overreaction to manspreading!"

    Published: 20/06/2021
12. "The first date where she got extremely shat on!"

    Published: 13/06/2021
13. "I copped quite a stern spray from Kelly Slater!"

    Published: 6/06/2021
14. "I had to remove a bullet from my own back!"

    Published: 30/05/2021
15. “I quit uni because of the mozzies on campus!”

    Published: 23/05/2021
16. "He's aquaplaned into my urine!"

    Published: 16/05/2021
17. “A beautiful combination of women’s intuition and Facebook stalking!”

    Published: 9/05/2021
18. "We went to get some sticky icky and ended up with a pig in Tassie!”

    Published: 3/05/2021
19. "My boss kept me back late, so he could hit on my dad!"

    Published: 26/04/2021
20. "I have represented myself in court nine times (and won)!"

    Published: 19/04/2021