The Bitch That Tore Christmas!

This week, we take a festive load of holiday spirit to the face. You better believe that the sleigh bells are ringaling AND ring-ting-tingaling to boot. We slip on velveteen footie pajamas and leave the zipper low enough to make the whole family uncomfortable.  If Santa can bring toys to all the children in the world in a single night, then we can cover the week's online drama with just as much conviction. We get to the bottom of whether you need to be "intelligent" and "not Mexican" to understand Taylor Swift's music... We fulfill Manifest Breastiny and restore Cottagecore valor to its rightful owners... We climb aboard a plane headed for a brighter LGBTQIA+ future (and get gay married along the way)... We boldly come forth to declare that Rain On Me Lives Matter at the Grindr Awards... AND!!! (motherfucker, AND!!!!) we take on the great Pornhub purge of 2020. It's lit like the tree, girl. Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY and @YOURE2BASIC, and the official pod Twitter @ThotTopicsPod. Fill up our "stockings" on Patreon. HOUSEKEEPING: Make sure to call in to the Thot Topics THOTLINE before the 28th! We have a very special guest helping us fix your life. Email your dilemmas to [email protected] or leave a voicemail at (872) 239-6261. Merch orders are shipping out before the weekend!  Bear with us on the audio. I just got a new laptop and I'm still figuring out how to navigate this horrible Garageband update lol.