Letter 11 - January 2000!
The Lesbian The Gay and The Dead Mum - A podcast by @claire_training and @fitXander
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To celebrate the Millennium, Janet Bee-Hee becomes the new Pope. A just reward for her years as a Titty farmer. Sadly, Ellie’s Dad (or Emu’s Dad - we are not 100% sure) goes into hospital. She takes him the usual ASDA grapes, Bassett's Liquorice Allsorts, and his favourite Sex Worker. Unfortunately the grapes were mouldy and the Liquorice affected his Inhaler. He was, of course, able to enjoy the sex. What a relief. That’s what he said.
