S5 Ep35: All-Movie Episode Starring Dave Follini

This episode is packed with more twists than a pretzel seller at a contortionist convention. That’s right, it’s an all-movie review spectacular as Carmen and John climb the cinematic mountain of "Society of the Snow" from Spain—a film so gripping, it has John gripping himself most of the time, while Carmen contemplates which parts of John to eat last (unsurprisingly, the b-hole is on that list). Then, hold onto your 13-year-old junk as the duo tackles "May/December," a movie so scandalous even AI refuses to write a synopsis of it! This all somehow elegantly leads to Carmen and John's inspiring banter about the Oscars, diversity, and the odor of modern storytelling. Believe me when I say, this is an episode you won’t want to listen to! I mean, uh, miss.