Woke Ice Cream and Secret Racism

Woke Ice Cream and Secret Racism This is The Babylon Bee Weekly for the week of April 16, 2021. Kyle and Ethan talk about the weirdest of news like the Pentagon developing a microchip to detect Covid-19 symptoms before they arise and all the ways you could be a racist and not even know it. After that, they examine how ice cream is trying to dismantle the police and how video games are putting in disabled women as World War 2 soldiers. As always, we end in delicious hate mail that our bold CEO Seth Dillon responded to while swimming in his pool of $100 bills. Introduction Kyle and Ethan talk about what’s new and what’s happened to them lately. Ethan’s glass table broke Next Tuesday our interview with comedian John Branyan will come out on Tuesday  Buy things from our store, like this shirt Subscriber Dare We want to wish a happy birthday to Kristen who listens to us while running. Kyle will read Stuff That's Good in his Kermit the frog voice. Stuff That’s Good Kyle likes Hoptea! (In his Kermit voice) Ethan likes Hand Rolled Documentary  Weird News Groom's Mom Discovers Bride Is Her Long-Lost Daughter On Wedding Day Two Men Arrested In India For Using Monkeys To Steal Cash From Unsuspecting Victims Police Bust Mattress Factory Using Discarded Masks Instead Of Cotton To Fill Their Mattresses Cat Rescued After 18 Days Stuck In Arkansas Tree Co-Founder Of BLM Just Bought a $1.4 million L.A. "compound" In A Rich, Largely White Neighborhood David Hogg Drops Pillow Venture He Launched During Spat With Mike Lindell Steak-Umm Takes Out Neil DeGrasse Tyson AT THE KNEES In Epic Tweet Storm Chicago Car Thief Participates In Zoom Court Hearing For Stealing A Car From Inside Another Stolen Car The Pentagon Has Developed A Microchip That Goes Under Your Skin And Can Detect Covid-19 Before Symptoms Arise. Idaho Man Stacks 34 Bars Of Wet Soap For Guinness World Record 10 Signs You Might Be A Secret Racist Most Bizarre Companies That Have Gone Woke Hate Mail Subscriber Portion  Check out all our cool stuff in the lounge Love Mail  Bonus Hate Mail  Top Subscriber Headlines of the Week Battery-Powered Mowers