Episode 345: Can't Explain (the Rout Rules)

It's those scary rout rules! Yes, we finallytackle them in the rules section. They read fairly easy but require that 2 page example in the rule book.  Must be a bit challenging.  SHOW LINKS None today SHOW TIMES 00:01 "Can't Explain (the Rout Rules)" Song 3:00 Bantero16:00 Letters 25:00 Rules 58:28 Total Running Time Can't Explain Lyrics by Dennis Donovan Performed by The 2 Half Squad Singers These rules here guys A10 point five (can't explain) Smartest guys in the world Yeah, any Rout Rules, yeah Grofaz (can’t explain)Almost grokked them once but they (hurt my brain)Dizzy in the head when reading Rout rulesThey’re really complex, you know that it’s trueThey give me headaches again and again A Gordian Knot, dude Can’t explainJust what they meanTried to decipher them dudeBut haven't a clueAnd they hurt my brain (can’t explain) Yeah, they're giving me a headache, man (can’t retain) A bit of help would make me real gladFrom the Rosetta Stone? That wouldn’t be badI get little glimpses every now and again About what they mean, but Can't explain A single word I’ve studied those rules Since ‘eighty two And still can’t explain (wracked my brain) Even Oppenheimer, (can’t explain) The 2 Half-Squads is brought to you by Bounding Fire Productions, and kind donations from listeners like you. The views and opinions expressed on The 2 Half-Squads are not necessarily those of the hosts. You can also watch the show on our Youtube channel. Download this episode (right-click and Save)