Rosh Hashanah 33: Describing Sound without Sound

Going back to the mishnah that says water and wine can be used on Rosh Hashanah, to clarify the sound of the shofar. But urine is prohibited for the same case. Also, are women included with the kids who are allowed to blow a shofar for fun on Rosh Hashanah, or are they prohibited from doing so? Also, how the shofar is blown - how many blasts, what did they sound like, how long were they, android in what order? Plus, the emotion of the shofar blasts - whimpers or wailing - and the model for this of Sisera's mother.