There Is No New York Marathon with Will Hines
Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories - A podcast by Lizard People - Fridays
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And we're back! Ever heard of the New York Marathon? You know, the world's largest marathon that covers all five boroughs of the city and attracts 100K applicants every year? Well guess what chump, you've been had! Our guest this time around is returning fave Will Hines, and he's got a shocking theory about how (and why) the New York Marathon has been faked every year since 1970. It's a tangled web of corporate greed, bs health trends, out-of-work actors, staged photo ops, police corruption, and other New York-ness. Oh and ps - all your friends who say they've run a marathon are LIARS.