In which Liz’s date mysteriously vanishes

Liz has been on the staycation from Hell (just don’t remind her about the spinach tortelloni) and is plotting to take her revenge on TripAdvisor. Meanwhile, a new man looms on the horizon, with a half-naked photo of himself emerging from some reeds (although he hasn’t done himself any favours by suggesting that Liz might like to stay in a Premier Inn). But is the smooth internet Romeo all that he seems? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.