CISO: pessimistic people running money wasting departments

The Coronavirus Episodes are Coming, but first Let's talk about a millennial accountant turned to Security A real life cinderella story without the old CISO crones ... so clearly there must be some value in security There must be some money worth spending And of course it must be left up to a Millennial Because old dudes in security are too crotchety They are too negative... and beat up... and paid too much Just move them onto the next job where they can uncle fester for 2 years Straight up, CISOs are pessimistic people that run money wasting departments So an accountant tuned security guy is the perfect match, because such a person can prove what a waste of money security is... right? Grab your torches and pitchforks... Who cares who clicked on the no click report You're a small fish anyways and no one cares about hacking you.... just outsource the responsibility.