Adventskalender: 15. Türchen

Auf https://www.quora.com/I-am-looking-for-the-Star-Trek-phonetic-alphabet-Anyone-have-it findet man folgendes phonetisches Star-Trek-Alphabet: A is for augmentations, which are illegal. B is for Barclay, the officer who stutters. C is for Chuckles, the worst first officer in the fleet. D is for Data, Starfleet’s licenced Pinocchio imitation, and the reason you’re not allowed to mistreat certain holographic doctors. E is for Enterprise, the name Starfleet gives to the ships we like the best. F is for Ferengi, the only species you’re officially allowed to be horribly racist about. G is for Guinan, Starfleet’s official Whoopi Goldberg vehicle. H is for “hi, how are you doing?”, which is the only way you’re allowed to respond to an attack. I is for ‘iso’, which, for a laugh, was the only measurement prefix we made available to the crew of the Starship Voyager. J is for Janeway, an infamous war criminal. K is for kiloquad, which is how we measure computer memory without it instantly being outclassed by 300 year old technology. L is for LaForge, Starfleet’s primary technobabble distributor. M is for military, the thing we are not. Remember that during our next war, please. N is for neutrino, the particle we use when we can’t think of an explanation for something. O is for orphans, who finally felt lucky for once after we started sending kids into space with their parents. P is for Picard, the baldest captain. Q is for Q, the trans-dimensional cuntwaffle. R is for Regula, the only class of space station Starfleet has ever commissioned besides Spacedock. S is for Starfleet. You were paying attention at the Academy, right? T is for tetryon, the particle we use when we’ve used neutrino too many times in one sentence. U is for universal translator, the thing that makes other people make sense without making sense itself. V is for Voyager, the ship that came back despite our best efforts. W is for Weyoun, whom Starfleet Intelligence believes to be an immortal god-like being that’s been masquerading as various different individuals throughout history. Please report all sightings to your superior officer immediately and maintain a safe distance. X is for Xindi, which was apparently a very important civilisation at one point yet nobody’s ever mentioned them for some reason. Y is for Yamato, which only existed so that we could have a crack at blowing up the Enterprise. Z is for Zefram Cochrane, our lord and drunken saviour. Danke dafür! Schreibt uns doch einfach mal irgendwas: www.discoverypanel.de Oder auf Social Media: Twitter: @PanelDiscovery Instagram: @DiscoveryPanel Facebook: @DiscoveryPodcast Email: [email protected] Oder ruft uns an oder schickt uns Nachrichten auf WhatsApp unter: 02291/UKTAUK2 https://podcasts.apple.com/de/podcast/discovery-panel/id1287128600