Why You Wouldn’t Survive Caesar’s Conquest of Gaul | History For Sleep

Get early episodes & ad-free audio on Patreon: https://patreon.com/DrowsyHistorianYou’re not a Roman. You’re not a senator or a soldier. You’re just a young Gallic villager—barefoot, underfed, and wholly unprepared for the storm that’s coming. Julius Caesar is crossing the Rubicon of your homeland, and his legions aren’t here for diplomacy.This is the horrifying, slow-motion collapse of your world—from the creaking palisades of your hillfort to the smoking ruins of Alesia. You’ll watch your friends vanish into Roman service, your village fall into silence, and your gods disappear without ceremony. And when the dust clears, no one will remember your name—just the empire that buried it.This isn’t a story of conquest. It’s a story of erasure.🛏️ Drowsy Historian’s Favorite Sleep ToolsLooking to upgrade your nighttime routine? These are a few things I personally use or recommend:• Sleep Earbuds for Enhanced Immersion → https://amzn.to/4nkFuZD• Blanket Soft Enough to Make the Plague Feel Tolerable → https://amzn.to/3GSOq8f• Weighted Blanket for Pretending You’re a Mummified Pharaoh → https://amzn.to/4kVJCgE• Sleep Mask Headphones For Total Historical Escape → https://amzn.to/4nWsNVn• Book Light for Reading About Plagues at 2AM → https://amzn.to/4eSg0iu• White Noise Machine for Blocking Out the 21st Century → https://amzn.to/3GJ9jTwThese are affiliate links. I may earn a small commission if you purchase through them—at no extra cost to you. Thanks for supporting the show while staying cozy.#FallOfGaul #DrowsyHistorian #SleepWithHistory #JuliusCaesar #RomanConquest #DarkHistory #HistoricalSleepStory #AncientHistory #BedtimeHistory #CaesarInGaul